Friday, September 23, 2016

Kids, You Might Want To Skip Jim Carrey's House On Halloween


NY Daily News - Jim Carrey’s late ex-girlfriend Cathriona White was “disrespected, degraded” and “called a whore” after the actor gave her sexually transmitted diseases and refused to own up to it, she allegedly claimed in a newly unearthed letter.
The undated dispatch to Carrey, obtained by the Daily News on Friday, appeared in a revised wrongful death lawsuit filed by White’s estranged husband Mark Burton claiming “The Mask” star had given her herpes type 1, herpes type 2 and gonorrhea; lied about it; then dumped her prior to her September 2015 suicide by overdose.
“I wanted an apology, to be acknowledged and to respect be (sic) enough to take responsibility,” the Irish makeup artist allegedly scrawled. “To say ‘I gave you this, intentional or not, I gave it to you I understand that this is something that will affect you for the rest of your life, your future relationships (or lack of because of this) what can make this right?’”
“Instead of that, I was disrespected, degraded, called a whore, an opportunist, threatened our relationship belittled,” the letter continued. “And I really don’t think you can see ... I’m just an ungrateful b---h who you done so much for and I took advantage. That simply is not true.”
The letter continued with White, 30, allegedly lamenting that she’d always “have a stigma attached” in future romantic relationships.
“I am damaged, I am discusting (sic). When I shower I feel sick, getting turned on ... what’s that? Definitely not something that happens to me anymore,” she wrote. "So I have to accept something I was always afraid of. Being alone."
A string of text messages also obtained by The News — purportedly exchanged in early 2013 between Carrey and White — appeared to show White’s repeated attempts to confront the actor and his dismissive replies.
After White allegedly described “bumps down there” and other concerns to the actor, his purported responses grew progressively more irritated.
“I hope your ok, hun. It could be from someone before me ... It should be fine though. Most likely something else,” Carrey allegedly wrote Feb. 20, 2013.
A later alleged text from the actor read: “K don’t want to talk anymore. Deal with linda. I’m done. You have ... become too much drama.”
White, who had dated Carrey on and off starting in 2012, was found dead and surrounded by prescription pill bottles — some of them prescribed to an alias for Carrey — in her Los Angeles home Sept. 28. A toxicology report later ruled her death a suicide.
"It is despicable that Burton, who claims to have been Ms. White's husband but never lived with her and did not even reside in the same state she did, now comes forward trying to cash in on her death," he said in a statement at the time.
How about Jim Carrey handing out STD's like they're pamphlets on how to avoid getting STD's....
Now I know a good deal of Irish people, enough to tell you that the ones who are into American pop culture are actually obsessed with American pop culture. And the Truman Show was probably a new release over there by the time Cathriona moved to the states a few years ago. So she still may have been a little behind the times in not realizing that Jim Carrey doesn't really rate anymore. So she thinks she's getting lucky setting up shop with the star of Mr. Popper's Penguins (2011), and he's just happy to have that adorable little piece on his arm. This girl was a doll. Imagine this poor girl on the phone telling her family how she met this nice, funny movie star and the whole time she's sitting there with 2 types of herpes and a gonorrhea. Nevermind that the only non-sequel Carrey has been in in the last 5 years was Burt Wonderstone.
It sucks how this girl decided to end things, but any reasonable person reading that story knows she had to have had a lot more going on than STD's. And I don't really blame the ex for trying to cash in. She must have left him for Carrey and this guy probably did love her and he's trying to make Carrey pay. He does look like a scumbag for trying but he's the one who has to live with that.
One thing is for sure...fuck Jim Carrey at your own risk. Hollywood is a cesspool.

There's Something Wrong With The World Today

Somebody sent me this picture today. So of course without really noticing anything I clicked on the pic and zoomed in to get a closer look at the girl. Now there are some things in this world, not to be compared with all the global ills of war,  poverty, oppression....But just some things unto themselves, in their own context not to be held up against anything else, you get what I'm saying....some things are just plain wrong. Perfectly photoshopping a dick over the vagina of an unsuspecting pretty girl's picture may sit atop that list. I only blocked out from their noses up because I think it's important to see that the girls are smiling. This looks like it might have been one of the best days of their lives. That brick wall looks unbelievable. All they wanted to do is take a nice picture in their bathing suits in front of that wall and the next thing you know it becomes prank text message material for complete strangers. Because I don't know any of these girls. Do you? And I have to tell you, if i did know a girl that this happened to, I would feel very weird seeing that pic. And I would also feel weird the next time I saw her for real, because even though I know it's fake...I still saw her dick.  I don't care if this girl fucked over an ex or slept with one of the other girls in the pic's boyfriends. Nothing deserves this. This should qualify as some level of sexual assault to be honest.

Friday, September 16, 2016

Naked Bird Pulls At Heart Strings

Fox News - A Boston bird with a rare illness that left her without feathers has gone viral — the pet’s Instagram page has gained more than 68,000 followers in five weeks.
Rhea “The Naked Birdie” is 2 years old, and has psittacine beak and feather disease (PBFD), The Boston Globe reported. The illness currently only affects the bird’s feathers, but could move to her claws and beak. Rhea doesn’t require special medication or treatment for the disease, but undergoes bloodwork annually.

As a psoriasis victim myself I can kind of empathize with Rhea here. We are both basically lepers. But click on that link, read the article and watch the short video. This poor thing. If this bullshit disease actually does spread and makes her claws and beak fall off...she's nothing but a wing ding. Fry her up. I've always thought one of the cruelest things man has done is clip the wings of birds sold as house pets. Flying is magic. To deny something its natural ability to fly is sour grapes at its worst. But this feather dropping disease is pretty fucked up too. It's also super contagious to other birds which is even crazier. So how if one bird in the wild gets this...don't they just all?

Do you know most non-psoriasis people think its just some sort of skin disease? Like related to hygiene and stuff. It's actually an auto-immune disease where for some reason your body thinks it has a cut and needs to heal it. So it grows skin in a spot that doesn't need anymore skin, so it just flakes and flakes. My body is just being overprotective because it loves me so much. Heartbreaking, really. 

#fuckpsittacinebeakandfeatherdisease

Not Today, Nigerian Scam Artistes


So today as I was doggedly looking for content for my ignored blog, I came across an article about some guy who found an abandoned infant rodent on the street and took it home to save it. He had no idea what it was until it got a little bigger and he put a pic on reddit and they all told him it was a flying squirrel. Anyway, this was one of those asshole clickbait articles where every paragraph was one page and you had to click 'NEXT' to read on. So after like 6 pages, because I really had to get to the end of this, I got the above image. I know its not super clear, but its a spyware message with a Microsoft banner and a warning message that all my shit has been hacked, a number to call, and even an audio message that its an emergency and you need to call. So I sent the pic to my laptop guy. Yeah, I have a laptop guy. And he was like "yeah, its a browser redirect virus and if you call that number there will be Nigerians on the other end waiting to remote in to your computer and steal your files and then hold them hostage til you pay to get them back." Now, I knew this was a fake message, you know its a fake message...BUT he told me he's had quite a few customers that have called him because they fell for this. Obviously if you fall for this you kind of thing you deserve to have your shit taken. But can you imagine what its like in that Nigerian hut when that fucking phone actually rings? I'm not a huge fisherman, but I've fished a good amount of times. And no matter how many times I've thrown that line in the water...everytime I feel a tug on the line I'm like "Ha! I can't believe this fuckin worked!" The sad truth is that there is nothing like putting a devious plan into place and having it come to fruition. It's fucked up. So when that phone rings in Nigeria those guys go fucking cuckoo, I guarantee. A zillion high fives. Probably like Boiler Room and then the head guy does the "just a little bit softer now...just a little bit softer now..." before he answers the phone. Microsoft, can I help you?

Florida Teen Wakes Up After Being In A Coma Which Happened After He Ate Someone's Face

What? I was hungry.


NY Daily News - The Florida teen accused of killing a couple and biting off parts of a man’s face has regained consciousness.
Austin Harrouff, a 19-year-old Florida State University student, is awake but has not been able to speak to investigators, the Martin County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement.
He has been in a coma since he was arrested for stabbing Michelle Mishcon, 53, and John Stevens III, 59, outside their home in Tequesta earlier this month and beginning to eat parts of Stevens' face.
I have to imagine being in a coma is pretty traumatic for the person's family. And the person in a coma probably just thinks they're sleeping and they have some pretty fucked up dreams from what I hear. So waking up from a coma has to be such a relief. Until that point, which I would guess is right after you wake up and you say to yourself, "Now what was I doing right before I fell asleep? Ohh shit. I was being tazed by the police because I just ate someone's face off. Fuck. Why did I do that?" Sounds like this kid was in a coma for a couple of weeks so who knows what new reality he had crafted for himself inside that twisted head of his...but it had to be a better place than the one where he killed two people and started eating one of their faces. Had to be. There is no way this kid's family wanted him to wake from this coma. How do you even begin to deal with that? I'm pretty sure the golden rule of going into a coma after committing murder and cannibalism is...stay in a coma. Such teenage hubris to actually wake up.

Cecil The Lion's Wives Move On

Daily Mail - Staff at the park feared Cecil’s pride – seven cubs and three lionesses – would not survive the inevitable fight for control of his territory.
But pictures taken this week by professional guide Lewis Mangaba reveal that two of Cecil’s mates have now accepted a new male to lead Cecil’s pride, which he hopes means the dead cat's legacy is secured.
'The lion is known as Bhubhesi and has been pursuing the lionesses for more than a year, since after Cecil was killed. 
'Up until now there has been conflict between them. He has tried to steal their kills and they could not trust him,’ Lewis explained to MailOnline.
‘The fact that they are now allowing him to mate with them, to be around their young means that there is an element of trust towards him to keep them safe.
‘It is unusual for a lioness to find a new mate within two years of losing their male, so this was unexpected.

So life goes on in the animal kingdom just like anywhere else. But just thank God that Cecil is dead. Because if I was a lion and my wife left me for another lion, I wouldn't be able to sleep at night because I'd be torturing myself with images in my head of them together. And this image above will haunt a cuckolded lion til his dying day. This is EXACTLY what you don't want to think about. Never mind having to see it on the internet. This alpha lion gently mounting her from behind, playfully biting her head while she smiles and writhes in ecstasy. I mean, cut the shit. I don't know what else to say other than this is one of the sexiest and most beautiful pictures I've ever seen.

Also, Bhubhesi plays a serious game. Stealing their food and stuff until they agree to fuck him. Can't get away with that in the city.

Saturday, September 3, 2016

Shirt Tuckers Live The Life

Today Style - Perhaps most dress codes should say "shirt tuck required."
After all, research conducted by Fruit of the Loom in 2015 revealed that men who tuck their shirts in at work make more money than those who don't. And we're not talking mere pennies: The average salary for tuckers was $77,886 versus $65,578 for the non-tuckers. The survey also found that tuckers are happier at work and more optimistic about the future.
That $65K average salary for non-tuckers has to be inflated by NBA players. Because people who don't tuck in their shirt are slobs who have given up on life and shouldn't be making more than 22K/year. Like what are you saying to yourself when you get home from work and loosen your tie and pull your shirt out of your pants? You're saying "What a day, I give up, I've had enough". Untuckers are saying that from the minute they wake up. Don't get me wrong, of course there are situations and styles that demand an untucked shirt, but I have to assume this study was done relative to conventional shirt tuck scenarios. So if you work in an office and are walking around with your shirt untucked, casual Friday or not, you're not right in the head and probably don't even realize that you're making 12K less than the tucker next to you. So of course people who tuck are happier and more optimistic. But it's not like an untucker can just start tucking and his life will change. That ship has already sailed. You don't tuck to be happy. You're already happy, so yeah, you tuck.

Thursday, September 1, 2016

I Hope Johnny Depp Realizes He's Not Dead


The Morning Ledger - Johnny Depp dead rumors surfaced on the internet but, aside from that, he is also facing many other controversies including his alleged re-connection to ex-girlfriend Kate Moss. This comes after his scandalous divorce with Amber Heard.
The Johnny Depp dead rumors state that the Pirates of the Caribbean star drowned himself due to his recent ordeal with estranged wife Heard. Meanwhile, others mistakenly thought that he died instead of Gene Wilder since he also played Willy Wonka for the remake of the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film.
It appears that the Alice in the Wonderland star is having a very tough time as he faced the Johnny Depp dead rumors as well as the stories about him and Moss.

I guess it's not that surprising that some people could hear that the guy who played Willy Wonka died and assume it was Johnny Depp. And I could see that picking up some steam in the internet clubhouse.

But why is Johnny Depp having a hard time with these rumors? Is he worried that they might be true? Do people keep coming up to him and asking him if he's dead and he's not sure how to answer them? Not everyone who plays Willy Wonka dies at the same time. He's gotta know that. Or maybe he's worried because the real Johnny Depp died after the original 21 Jump Street TV series and the exceptional weirdo we've been treated to on the big screen for the past 30 years is actually an alien. We all know he tried to disrupt Australia's ecosystem with his dogs so the existing Johnny Depp is definitely up to something.

Now if Amber Heard left me, I might kill myself. But that's me. What was she doing with me in the first place? Johnny will be fine.

Ohio Man Acts Like A Gorilla, Nails It




WARREN, Ohio (WKBN) – On Friday officers were called to the Giant Eagle Plaza in Warren to investigate two white males who were running around the lot and taking off their clothes.
Timothy Cook, 32, of Leavittsburg entered the near by License Bureau, waved his arms around, exited the business and began masturbating on the sidewalk, according to the police report. The License Bureau then locked its doors due to safety concerns.
By the time officers arrived, they said they found Cook sweating profusely in the parking lot, acting like a “gorilla” by squatting on all fours, punching the blacktop, jumping up and down, screaming non-coherently and growling.
Another officer arrived to help detain Cook, who did not resist arrest. They called for an ambulance due to his erratic behavior and according to the police report, the ambulance administered Narcan to Cook for an apparent overdose. He was then taken to Trumbull Memorial Hospital.
The headline for this article reads: 
"Police: Man Found 'acting like gorilla,' touching self inappropriately"
I'm pretty sure if this guy was acting like a gorilla then he was actually touching himself appropriately.
The great method actors are no strangers to suffering for their craft.
Daniel Day Lewis wouldn't get out of his wheelchair on or off camera for My Left Foot. This left him with two broken ribs. Heath Ledger locked himself in a hotel room surrounded by comic books and clown pictures and hardly sleeping while playing the Joker. This left him severely exhausted and even more depressed. Robert DeNiro put on 60 pounds for Raging Bull. This left him fat for a little bit.
And in a desperate attempt to prove he could play a gorilla, Timothy Cook jerked off on a sidewalk. This left him in handcuffs.
He was naked, waving his arms, squatting, pounding his fists on the ground, jumping and yelling. Sure, that's pretty close. But if he didn't jerk off you would have never known he was a gorilla. You would have only thought he was crazy.
Bravo, Timothy.

Who Does John Connolly Think He's Kidding?


I was watching Black Mass last night, which was just whatever. But one thing that stood out to me was this move by John Connolly here. He offers his boss tickets to a Red Sox game on June 11, 1985. When his boss declines he tries to tempt him with "You sure? Clemens is pitching..." Roger Clemens' rookie season was 1984 in which he went 9-4 with a 4.32 era in 21 games. His breakout season came in 1986 when he started off 14-0 en route to a 24-4 finish and took home a Cy Young, an MVP and a game jersey with Wade Boggs' tears on it. Going into that June 11, 1985 start Clemens was a respectful 6-4 with a 3.44 era. So who is Connolly fooling kissing up to his boss by pimping out a pitcher who was not quite a household name? Clemens did start that game, no decision and the Sox lost 5-3. His boss would have had a terrible time! Nice try, Connolly. Fucking weasel.


Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Clowns Appearing, Disappearing and Reappearing In South Carolina Woods


South Carolina - CBS News - There’s a man-made trail winding through the woods near the Fleetwood Manor Apartments, leading to an abandoned home on the edge of a pond. Children say clowns live there.

Police in Greenville County in northern South Carolina haven’t been able to substantiate the children’s claims, but a police report from the first clown sightings on Aug. 21 reveal a “suspicious character ... dressed in circus clown attire and white face paint, enticing kids to follow him/her into the woods.”
A woman told a responding deputy that her son had “seen clowns in the woods whispering and making strange noises” at around 8:30 p.m. that night, according to the report, which was obtained by 48 Hours’ Crimesider.
She said the boy led her to where he saw the clowns, and then she also saw them “flashing green laser lights” before they ran away into the woods, according to the report. Around that same time, the woman’s older son reported hearing ”chains and banging on the front door” of their residence.
The “large-figured clown with a blinking nose, standing under a post light near the garbage dumpster area”  waved at her, and she waved back, according to the police report. “The suspect did not approach her or harm her.”
Several children in the area told police clowns had displayed “large amounts of money” in an attempt to lure them into the woods. 
Greenville County Sheriff’s Office Master Deputy Ryan Flood told Crimesider deputies investigated the house but found no clues.
Flood said witnesses have declined to give police their names.  
In one of two sightings reported on Monday night, a teenage girl told sheriff’s deputies she saw a man taking pictures of kids, and shortly after, saw a man wearing a black jacket and clown mask coming out of the woods.
In another incident that was not reported to police, residents told WSPA that they chased clowns after kids told them the clowns were by the playground. They told the station they saw the clowns drive away in a dark-colored car.
It is not clear how many clowns were inside the vehicle.
“To my knowledge, there haven’t been any kind of circuses in town,” Flood said. “There’s crazy stuff all the time, but nothing along the lines of this to my knowledge.”
I dare you to find a more frightening paragraph in the history of the written word than the first paragraph of this article.
So to sum this up, in just over a week there have been multiple reported sightings by adults, teenagers and kids of clowns mucking about the woods making noises, flashing lasers, taking pictures and flashing money at kids.
They claim they're all living together in an abandoned house yet the police have searched the whole woods and the house and haven't found a shred of evidence to support the claims. Oh, and the witnesses won't give their names. Oh, and according to the Sheriff's office, there ain't been no kind of circuses in town. And while the article doesn't specifically mention it, not one witness ever had a phone within reach to snap a pic or vid before the clowns vanished.
I think the safe assumption here is that this is alien-related. Obviously, they aren't living in the house, they're living underground or maybe even in the pond itself. This is just one of what will probably be thousands of small-unit offenses of varying methods (ie: not always clowns) set up by the aliens across the nation. In this case the clowns are making the townsfolk appear to cry wolf. They show up and wave then drill themselves into the ground before anyone knows whats what. And once all the authorities are convinced its bullshit and they settle down for a deep country sleep...The clowns will attack only this time the lasers will be real, vaporizing citizens one by one. The money will be fake though. No one is getting money from the clowns.
If by some small chance its not aliens, then it could be an elaborate marketing scheme for the remake of Stephen King's "It".

The author had to have known what he was doing when he wrote this line.. "It is not clear how many clowns were inside the vehicle."
Hilarious. Of course no one knows how many clowns were in that car. Alien or human, the most impressive power of clowns is their ability to maximize space inside of a car. If history is any indication it's safe to say there were no less than 12 clowns inside of that car.
But seriously though, this story is either totally made up or the witnesses are lying or the police are covering some shit up. Nothing about this story makes sense.


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I Think There's More To This Video Than Meets The Eye


Time.com - Animals friendships are a beautiful thing — but they’re often rather one-sided, as we’ve learned from this video, shared on the popular science Facebook page Biologia Total. Watch as a very aggressive monkey disturbs a cat who’s just trying to catch some Z’s. This video highlights both immense persistence and immense patience.
On the surface this just looks like another cute animal video. This monkey couldn't be more aggressive with this cat. I don't see any junk so I guess its a girl monkey and the first thing she does is try to crawl into this cat's huMONgous earhole. Then she spends the rest of the time rolling, scratching, pulling and essentially dragging her vagina all over every inch of the cat's body. The most obvious question is how the fuck is this cat putting up with this? I know that cats sleep a lot but when you see the level of abuse suffered at the hands of this monkey, and all the cat can muster is a lame attempt at a hind leg kick...something else is up. I know it's a 5 minute video and you pretty much get the gist of what's happening after a minute...but just after the 2:30 mark, the monkey leaves the cat alone and runs around a little bit. You can see two dogs just lying there prostrate on the ground. Doesn't look like a typical dog nap. Then things start to make a little more sense. You see the legs of a man wearing capris and he appears to be Indian. I THINK THIS VIDEO WAS TAKEN IN INDIA! Where else can two dogs and a cat lie motionless an unfazed as a wild monkey runs roughshod all over the place? Nowhere. These things have been sedated. To what end I shutter to think about. Maybe the Indian guy owed the monkey a favor and decided to let it have its way with the cat and dogs. But more likely the monkey somehow caught wind of this guy's plan and broke into the yard to try and wake these poor things up before the guy makes kalkalash out of them. The monkey is a hero!

Why Isn't It Standard Practice For Dunkin' Donuts Employees To Include Wax Paper In The Bag When You Order Honey Dipped?


This has been a long standing pet peeve of mine; Dunkin' Donuts people not putting wax paper in the bag with the honey dipped donuts. I have to ask for it every time. And a good percentage of the time, the person doesn't even now what I'm talking about. Dude, wax paper...I can see the dispenser right next to your head. Sure they always give napkins, but napkins are no match for tasty honey glaze. Your fingers just stick to the paper. I always order these in the car and always eat them while I'm driving. So the last thing I need is sticky fingers on the steering wheel or my phone. Yeah, I could lick my fingers, but you know what? Sometimes I just don't feel like doing that. Why don't you just forget the cup and pour the iced coffee right into my hands as well?

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Love Guru Has Keen Advice On How To Approach Girls Who Have No Desire Of Being Approached

The Modern Man - So this article was written by one of those relationship gurus who preys on giving hope to losers who don't know how to talk to girls. There's really only so much advice you can give on the subject so one of their tricks for creating content is to offer insight on how to approach a "challenge" scenario and essentially make the impossible possible. So this piece here talks about the best way to approach a girl who is wearing headphones in public. Below is just some choice excerpts. Click the link above for the full bull.

These days, many women walk around playing with a smartphone or tablet device and are often wearing headphones and listening to music at the same time.
Yet, that doesn’t mean you can’t talk to them.
Yes, it does. Leave them alone.
Of course, not all women are open to being approached because not all women are single and looking.
Single or not. Not all women are open to being approached in public while wearing headphones because they aren't all desperate lunatics. They're just going to work probably.
However, if a woman wearing headphones is single and hoping to meet a boyfriend (or even a new lover), she will usually be happy to take off her headphones to give you an opportunity to create a spark with her.
Ooh. A new lover! That will get the losers excited enough to keep reading. No strings you say?

What to Do to Get Her Attention

1. Stand in front of her (with 1 to 1.5 meters between you).
2. Have a confident, easy-going smile.
3. If she hasn’t already looked up at you, simply get her attention with a wave of your hand. Wave your hand in her direct line of vision so she can see it.
Yes, make sure you wave in her direction instead of the person next to her. Unless your goal is to have them then get her attention for you. That might work.
4. When she looks at you, smile, point to her headphones and confidently ask, “Can you take off your headphones for a minute?” as you pretend to be taking headphones off your head, so she fully understands what you mean.
If she doesn’t understand that you want her to briefly take off her headphones, simply gesture that you want to talk to her by pointing back and forth from you to her and say, “I want to talk to you for a minute.”
Never mind how creepy and awkward it would be to witness that exact scenario with those exact actions and words. But if after you mime taking off headphones and the girl doesn't understand that that's what you're asking her to do, that's because she is pretending not to understand because she thinks you're a fucking tool. Either that or she's an imbecile. In any case, go back to your fantasy world.
In most cases, you won’t have to go to that extreme, but some girls are shy and will be hesitant about taking their headphones off initially. If she doesn’t want to take off her headphones, it’s probably a good sign that she doesn’t want to talk to you, so just respect that and leave the interaction.
5. If she takes off her headphones to talk to you, do what we call “Acknowledging the Awkwardness” by quickly mentioning something about the potential awkwardness of the moment (see the conversation example below), to demonstrate you understand that approaching a woman in this way isn’t the most common of experiences for either party.
If anyone were asshole enough, or out of touch enough to approach a girl wearing headphones...this isn't actually revolutionary advice on how you'd do it. It's like saying the best way to say hello to someone is to wave. Like I haven't read about a rash of incidents of guys running up to girls and pulling their headphones out of their ears while smiling nervously. 

Common Mistakes That Guys Make When Approaching Women Who Are Wearing Headphones

1. Approaching in a nervous manner
If you want the interaction to go smoothly and not feel awkward for either of you, make sure that you approach and talk to her in a relaxed, confident manner.
Most women are attracted to the strength in men (e.g. confidence, masculinity) and turned off by the weakness (e.g. nervousness, anxiety), so if you are nervous or anxious, she probably won’t be interested in talking to you.
For example: If a guy asks a girl to take off her headphones and the first words out of his mouth are, “Hi, ummm… I was, ummm… wondering, ummm… sorry to interrupt…how, ummm… are you?” you can guess what will happen next.
Headphones back in and she’ll likely turn up the volume to block him out.
Being nervous or anxious while talking to a girl is not a "mistake" guys make. It's a fucking condition some have. But girls will tell you there is creepy nervousness and there's sweet nervousness. There's both those types of confidence, too. I love the imagery of a guy just sitting there stammering "umm"s while the girl just turns up the music and he continues to stammer. Don't let that happen to you! Smile!
2. Giving up too easily
Headphones are a great barrier between a person and the rest of the world.
Some women wear headphones because they don’t want guys or anyone else to speak to them, so if you try to talk to a woman and she clearly shows that she’s not interested in talking to you, just respect that and walk away.
However, sometimes a woman will be interested in talking to a guy, but she won’t immediately pull out her headphones and show interest. Why?
If she doesn't immediately pull out her headphones, how is that not the same as clearly showing she's not interested?
Some women like to test to see how confident a guy is by ignoring his attempts to converse with her and then seeing what he does next.
So no means yes? Got it.
Does he become nervous and awkward? Does he walk away in shame, or does he remain calm and continue talking to her in a confident, easy-going manner?
If a guy gives up at the first sign of resistance, a woman like her will lose interest because he lacks the type of confidence that she looks for in a guy.
So, if you are going to talk to a woman with headphones, just keep in mind that some women will immediately take off their headphones to chat to you (desperate women), some will make it obvious that they don’t want to be bothered (normal women) and others might want to talk to you (old women?), but first want to see if you will remain confident if she doesn’t immediately begin talking to you (no, no one will do this).
 I don't blame this guy for writing this article because there is a good percentage of toolbags out there that eat this shit up and will actually probably ride the subway with no where to go just so they can try it. But anyone who thinks they're gonna meet a girl on the subway or at a grocery store or at Barnes and Nobles, you're kidding yourself, never mind the fact that they're wearing fucking earphones minding their own business. Well, I guess if you're drunk at any of those places, and she's drunk too...all bets are off and give it your best shot. Obviously, this stuff has happened before but its rare as shit and usually the people involved are cuckoo birds. Normal people meet each other; at work, at a bar, at a party/wedding or any other social setting, online or set-up through a friend. That being said, I would like to read this guy's advice on how to approach girls in the following situations:
- With a wedding ring on (using your thumb and index finger from one hand make a sliding motion down the ring finger of your other hand?)
-While they're being arrested by the police (make a running motion and/or pretend to take invisible handcuffs off?)
-While they're running out of a burning house covered in flames (start rolling around on the ground while telling her how hot she is?)

Tampa Man Who Killed a Flamingo Might Have Some Issues


Or-Fucking-Lando -  Flamingos stomp their feet to bring delicious critters to the water's surface. But when Pinky did it, people were entertained. She was one of Busch Garden's animal ambassadors, danced the flamenco on TV and delighted delegates at the 2012 Republican National Convention.
Pinky the flamingo died Tuesday, police said, after she was attacked by a park patron.
Tampa police said Joseph Corrao, 45, grabbed her pink-feathered body and violently slammed Pinky to the ground about 6:44 p.m. Tuesday — in front of his own mother and three children.
Corrao, of Orlando, was arrested on a charge of felony animal cruelty — a year and 15 days after his release from prison on charges that he shot and killed two chained dogs at point-blank range with a shotgun.
He lived in Lake City, according to the Columbia County Sheriff's Office, when in 2013 he executed his neighbor's dogs — he blamed them for killing his daughter's rabbits — and threatened a witness.
Then police said he grabbed Pinky. Tampa police it was unclear why Corrao grabbed the bird, or if alcohol was a factor. But a witness told WFTS-Ch. 28 that Corrao laughed afterward.
"It's beyond senseless," Conrad said, according to a video feed of the court hearing. "It actually borders on depraved in my opinion. . . . I don't know if have you other issues, but I don't know who does that."
Corrao has a long history of arrests in Florida, records show, starting at the age of 25 with drug charges. He has also faced charges of hit and run, child abuse, contributing to the delinquency of a child, driving under the influence, DUI with serious bodily injury and burglary.
How about this Conrad guy saying this "borders" on depravity?? Making a fake Facebook profile to fuck with your ex, pretending to have cancer to get sympathy from others...those things border on depravity. But picking up a famous flamingo by the neck and spiking it to its death while you laugh in full view of women and children? That's top level insanity right there. Add that to the laundry list of fuck-ups in this guy's past and its clear there is no method of execution to cruel for him. We gotta vaporize this guy. There is no hope for this person or his children while he is alive. Time to go, Joseph.
Look at this adorable thing...