Thursday, September 1, 2016

I Hope Johnny Depp Realizes He's Not Dead


The Morning Ledger - Johnny Depp dead rumors surfaced on the internet but, aside from that, he is also facing many other controversies including his alleged re-connection to ex-girlfriend Kate Moss. This comes after his scandalous divorce with Amber Heard.
The Johnny Depp dead rumors state that the Pirates of the Caribbean star drowned himself due to his recent ordeal with estranged wife Heard. Meanwhile, others mistakenly thought that he died instead of Gene Wilder since he also played Willy Wonka for the remake of the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film.
It appears that the Alice in the Wonderland star is having a very tough time as he faced the Johnny Depp dead rumors as well as the stories about him and Moss.

I guess it's not that surprising that some people could hear that the guy who played Willy Wonka died and assume it was Johnny Depp. And I could see that picking up some steam in the internet clubhouse.

But why is Johnny Depp having a hard time with these rumors? Is he worried that they might be true? Do people keep coming up to him and asking him if he's dead and he's not sure how to answer them? Not everyone who plays Willy Wonka dies at the same time. He's gotta know that. Or maybe he's worried because the real Johnny Depp died after the original 21 Jump Street TV series and the exceptional weirdo we've been treated to on the big screen for the past 30 years is actually an alien. We all know he tried to disrupt Australia's ecosystem with his dogs so the existing Johnny Depp is definitely up to something.

Now if Amber Heard left me, I might kill myself. But that's me. What was she doing with me in the first place? Johnny will be fine.

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