Friday, January 27, 2012

This Idol Contestant's Husband Might Want to Stop Encouraging Her


I wonder if this guy knows that by rooting for his wife to have any level of success on American Idol he is effectively rooting for the end of his marriage. Let me just read between the lines and summarize what was said in this girl's "intro" package. When she was 15 she dropped out of high school and went to NYC to become a singer. She immediately failed and became a junkie and a prostitute. She returned home and performed a "cry for help" suicide attempt. A giant magic leprechaun then told her that he owned his own house and she could stay with him. She eventually had sex with him because she felt obligated and she agreed to marry him when she realized how much he could and was willing to provide for her. Now that she's back on her feet and ready to live again, she's trying out for Idol and it's only a matter of time before it's "bye-bye, big guy". Because make no mistake about it, this girl is making the final 24 or 32 or however many make it to the live shows, then the 12 in the mansion and the red-carpet premieres and Ford commercials. And whether she wins or not makes no difference. She'll be in the Idol family, on the summer tour, banging guys that aren't her husband all day long. Before she leaves on the tour, her husband will look at her and say "But I want to come!" And she'll just smile, wave and say, "But you're not invited, fatso".




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