Why Isn't It Standard Practice For Dunkin' Donuts Employees To Include Wax Paper In The Bag When You Order Honey Dipped?

This has been a long standing pet peeve of mine; Dunkin' Donuts people not putting wax paper in the bag with the honey dipped donuts. I have to ask for it every time. And a good percentage of the time, the person doesn't even now what I'm talking about. Dude, wax paper...I can see the dispenser right next to your head. Sure they always give napkins, but napkins are no match for tasty honey glaze. Your fingers just stick to the paper. I always order these in the car and always eat them while I'm driving. So the last thing I need is sticky fingers on the steering wheel or my phone. Yeah, I could lick my fingers, but you know what? Sometimes I just don't feel like doing that. Why don't you just forget the cup and pour the iced coffee right into my hands as well?

Love Guru Has Keen Advice On How To Approach Girls Who Have No Desire Of Being Approached

The Modern Man - So this article was written by one of those relationship gurus who preys on giving hope to losers who don't know how to talk to girls. There's really only so much advice you can give on the subject so one of their tricks for creating content is to offer insight on how to approach a "challenge" scenario and essentially make the impossible possible. So this piece here talks about the best way to approach a girl who is wearing headphones in public. Below is just some choice excerpts. Click the link above for the full bull.

These days, many women walk around playing with a smartphone or tablet device and are often wearing headphones and listening to music at the same time.

Yet, that doesn’t mean you can’t talk to them.

Yes, it does. Leave them alone.

Of course, not all women are open to being approached because not all women are single and looking.

Single or not. Not all women are open to being approached in public while wearing headphones because they aren't all desperate lunatics. They're just going to work probably.

However, if a woman wearing headphones is single and hoping to meet a boyfriend (or even a new lover), she will usually be happy to take off her headphones to give you an opportunity to create a spark with her.

Ooh. A new lover! That will get the losers excited enough to keep reading. No strings you say?

What to Do to Get Her Attention

1. Stand in front of her (with 1 to 1.5 meters between you).

2. Have a confident, easy-going smile.

3. If she hasn’t already looked up at you, simply get her attention with a wave of your hand. Wave your hand in her direct line of vision so she can see it.

Yes, make sure you wave in her direction instead of the person next to her. Unless your goal is to have them then get her attention for you. That might work.

4. When she looks at you, smile, point to her headphones and confidently ask, “Can you take off your headphones for a minute?” as you pretend to be taking headphones off your head, so she fully understands what you mean.

If she doesn’t understand that you want her to briefly take off her headphones, simply gesture that you want to talk to her by pointing back and forth from you to her and say, “I want to talk to you for a minute.”

Never mind how creepy and awkward it would be to witness that exact scenario with those exact actions and words. But if after you mime taking off headphones and the girl doesn't understand that that's what you're asking her to do, that's because she is pretending not to understand because she thinks you're a fucking tool. Either that or she's an imbecile. In any case, go back to your fantasy world.

In most cases, you won’t have to go to that extreme, but some girls are shy and will be hesitant about taking their headphones off initially. If she doesn’t want to take off her headphones, it’s probably a good sign that she doesn’t want to talk to you, so just respect that and leave the interaction.

5. If she takes off her headphones to talk to you, do what we call “Acknowledging the Awkwardness” by quickly mentioning something about the potential awkwardness of the moment (see the conversation example below), to demonstrate you understand that approaching a woman in this way isn’t the most common of experiences for either party.

If anyone were asshole enough, or out of touch enough to approach a girl wearing headphones...this isn't actually revolutionary advice on how you'd do it. It's like saying the best way to say hello to someone is to wave. Like I haven't read about a rash of incidents of guys running up to girls and pulling their headphones out of their ears while smiling nervously. 

Common Mistakes That Guys Make When Approaching Women Who Are Wearing Headphones

1. Approaching in a nervous manner

If you want the interaction to go smoothly and not feel awkward for either of you, make sure that you approach and talk to her in a relaxed, confident manner.

Most women are attracted to the strength in men (e.g. confidence, masculinity) and turned off by the weakness (e.g. nervousness, anxiety), so if you are nervous or anxious, she probably won’t be interested in talking to you.

For example: If a guy asks a girl to take off her headphones and the first words out of his mouth are, “Hi, ummm… I was, ummm… wondering, ummm… sorry to interrupt…how, ummm… are you?” you can guess what will happen next.

Headphones back in and she’ll likely turn up the volume to block him out.

Being nervous or anxious while talking to a girl is not a "mistake" guys make. It's a fucking condition some have. But girls will tell you there is creepy nervousness and there's sweet nervousness. There's both those types of confidence, too. I love the imagery of a guy just sitting there stammering "umm"s while the girl just turns up the music and he continues to stammer. Don't let that happen to you! Smile!

2. Giving up too easily

Headphones are a great barrier between a person and the rest of the world.

Some women wear headphones because they don’t want guys or anyone else to speak to them, so if you try to talk to a woman and she clearly shows that she’s not interested in talking to you, just respect that and walk away.

However, sometimes a woman will be interested in talking to a guy, but she won’t immediately pull out her headphones and show interest. Why?

If she doesn't immediately pull out her headphones, how is that not the same as clearly showing she's not interested?

Some women like to test to see how confident a guy is by ignoring his attempts to converse with her and then seeing what he does next.

So no means yes? Got it.

Does he become nervous and awkward? Does he walk away in shame, or does he remain calm and continue talking to her in a confident, easy-going manner?

If a guy gives up at the first sign of resistance, a woman like her will lose interest because he lacks the type of confidence that she looks for in a guy.

So, if you are going to talk to a woman with headphones, just keep in mind that some women will immediately take off their headphones to chat to you (desperate women), some will make it obvious that they don’t want to be bothered (normal women) and others might want to talk to you (old women?), but first want to see if you will remain confident if she doesn’t immediately begin talking to you (no, no one will do this).

 I don't blame this guy for writing this article because there is a good percentage of toolbags out there that eat this shit up and will actually probably ride the subway with no where to go just so they can try it. But anyone who thinks they're gonna meet a girl on the subway or at a grocery store or at Barnes and Nobles, you're kidding yourself, never mind the fact that they're wearing fucking earphones minding their own business. Well, I guess if you're drunk at any of those places, and she's drunk too...all bets are off and give it your best shot. Obviously, this stuff has happened before but its rare as shit and usually the people involved are cuckoo birds. Normal people meet each other; at work, at a bar, at a party/wedding or any other social setting, online or set-up through a friend. That being said, I would like to read this guy's advice on how to approach girls in the following situations:

- With a wedding ring on (using your thumb and index finger from one hand make a sliding motion down the ring finger of your other hand?)

-While they're being arrested by the police (make a running motion and/or pretend to take invisible handcuffs off?)

-While they're running out of a burning house covered in flames (start rolling around on the ground while telling her how hot she is?)

Tampa Man Who Killed a Flamingo Might Have Some Issues

Or-Fucking-Lando -  Flamingos stomp their feet to bring delicious critters to the water's surface. But when Pinky did it, people were entertained. She was one of Busch Garden's animal ambassadors, danced the flamenco on TV and delighted delegates at the 2012 Republican National Convention.

Pinky the flamingo died Tuesday, police said, after she was attacked by a park patron.

Tampa police said Joseph Corrao, 45, grabbed her pink-feathered body and violently slammed Pinky to the ground about 6:44 p.m. Tuesday — in front of his own mother and three children.

Corrao, of Orlando, was arrested on a charge of felony animal cruelty — a year and 15 days after his release from prison on charges that he shot and killed two chained dogs at point-blank range with a shotgun.

He lived in Lake City, according to the Columbia County Sheriff's Office, when in 2013 he executed his neighbor's dogs — he blamed them for killing his daughter's rabbits — and threatened a witness.

Then police said he grabbed Pinky. Tampa police it was unclear why Corrao grabbed the bird, or if alcohol was a factor. But a witness told WFTS-Ch. 28 that Corrao laughed afterward.

"It's beyond senseless," Conrad said, according to a video feed of the court hearing. "It actually borders on depraved in my opinion. . . . I don't know if have you other issues, but I don't know who does that."

Corrao has a long history of arrests in Florida, records show, starting at the age of 25 with drug charges. He has also faced charges of hit and run, child abuse, contributing to the delinquency of a child, driving under the influence, DUI with serious bodily injury and burglary.

How about this Conrad guy saying this "borders" on depravity?? Making a fake Facebook profile to fuck with your ex, pretending to have cancer to get sympathy from others...those things border on depravity. But picking up a famous flamingo by the neck and spiking it to its death while you laugh in full view of women and children? That's top level insanity right there. Add that to the laundry list of fuck-ups in this guy's past and its clear there is no method of execution to cruel for him. We gotta vaporize this guy. There is no hope for this person or his children while he is alive. Time to go, Joseph.

Look at this adorable thing...

Hottest Girl on TV Right Now

Khaleesi's vice-president, Missandei, is hands down the hottest girl on television right now. And I'm talking about the character, not the actual actress. Don't get me wrong, Nathalie Emmanual, is an absolute knock-out. But so is every other actress. There's just something about they way this character carries herself that makes me covet. Covet big time. The backless dresses, the innocent eyes, the crush she has on a eunuch, the naked river bathing....All I want to do is roll around with her in satin sheets and tell her everything. If she gets killed on this show I will never get over it.

Oh...and....

Hope Solo's Vagina Says, "Today Is The Day You Die".

There are lots of pleasing images to come out of the recent rush of celebrity nude leaks. Emily Rat's bombs, Vanessa Hudgens' trim, Gaby Union's rump all come to mind. But the series of pics featuring Hope Solo's vagina and asshole are about as disturbing as it gets. I felt threatened when I looked at those pics. She has a menacing pussy and that has to be the worst way to describe one. Clearly, whatever goes in there is never coming back out. The fact that she thought those were something someone would find sexy is crazy. And the possibility that someone actually did find them sexy is even worse. It's the rawest, dryest, brownest, reddest vagina in the world. And that, coupled with her dry, stretched out asshole is the stuff of nightmares. The pussy and/or asshole pic game is a tricky one but I have to imagine that rule number 1 is, spread your legs as warranted, but let everything else rest of its own accord. Relaxed twat shots only please. I think the link is down now so if you haven't seen them yet, consider yourself spared. If you want to see a series of pics closest resembling them... here you go...

Is This The Stupidest Actor in the History of Television?

Bustle.com Apparently, Skrein left Game of Thrones to star in a Transporter movie as a younger Jason Statham, which quite frankly, doesn’t have the critical adulation that Thrones does, but hey — action movies are action movies, and we aren’t privy to any information about contractual obligations he might have had prior to embarking on his brief journey in Westeros.

So the guy who played Daario Naharis in season 3 of Game of Thrones decided not to come back in season 4 so he could play young Jason Statham in what? A prequel to The Transporter?? Gods! I can only assume there's more to this story because what fucking nutcake gives up the opportunity to be a prominently featured character in what might go down as the most popular cable TV series of all time?? Not only that, but even though he's a relatively new character...this dude had buzz. As much as I wanted to hate him and resent the very existence of this kind of guy, I couldn't. His character was ladies' man incarnate. Girls were creaming themselves over this guy. I've never seen more sexual tension between two characters as there was with him and Khaleesi last year. I haven't read the books but I can only assume that these two fuck at some point. And if they don't it HBO still has to make it happen. Because Khaleesi wants it. Daario wants it. And goddamn it, the public wants it. The only person that doesn't want it is poor Ser Jorah. Well at least that was the case when this guy was playing Daario. The new guy they cast is such a departure from from the cocky, smoldering, chop-two-guys-heads-off-because-you're-pretty Daario that I don't even think Khaleesi likes him anymore. It's that tangible. I mean, shit, in her first scene she scolds Daario and Grey Worm for sitting there like goofy 10 year olds playing some feats of strength game. That's not the Daario I know. Not at all. I just can't fathom why someone would walk away from one of the most watched and talked about shows on TV, especially when he was probably only a few scenes away from having Emilia Clarke rub her adorable boobs all over him. Crazy stuff.

Dude, get out of my favorite show. Who do you possibly think you are? Yuck.

That Guy My Ass

So Showtime On Demand has a documentary called "That Guy...Who Was In That Thing". It's about a bunch of character actors who are undeniably recognizable but whenever you see them all you can say is, "Hey, it's that guy.." You don't know their name and you're lucky to remember one thing they were in at all. Anyway, I don't know how many people they approached for this documentary but their list leaves a lot to be desired. There are no hard and fast rules to what exactly makes someone a "that guy", but I'm gonna lay out some loose guidelines and then see how their choices measure up. The first thing you think of when you see a guy is a big indicator. If you think of his real name, he's probably isn't a that guy. If you think of a role he is forever linked to, again...no. If a bunch of shit runs through your head, now you're getting somewhere. But for the most part its a judgment call and it's on a case-by-case basis. Okay, here are the actors featured in the documentary:

Xander Berkeley

Immediately think: George Mason from "24". Followed by Air Force One and Nikita.
Also think: I can't believe I never realized he was the Navy guy in A Few Good Men who assigned the case to Caffey and Weinberg.
Is he a That Guy?: Yes. Even though I had seen the name Xander Berkeley all over the place on different show's credits. Not until Nikita, did I actually put it together that it was this guy. I no longer watch Nikita. Not cause of this guy, I just lost interest.

Bruce Davison

Immediately think: Hey, it's Bruce Davison. X-Men, Harry and the Hendersons TV Show, Administrator of Susan's estate on Seinfeld.
Also think: He's related to Ed Begley, Jr. and I have no idea why they're keeping it a secret.
Is he a That Guy?: I say no. It's Bruce Davison. I know who he is and I think lots of other people do too.

Mark Rolston

Immediately think: It's Boggs from Shawshank!
Also think: It's Boggs from Shawshank!
Is he a That Guy?: No. Even though this guy's been in a bunch of other things and no one's ever gonna remember the name Mark Rolston, you never say "that guy". You say Boggs. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

Rick Worthy

Immediately think: That's not Mike Cannon from Las Vegas but maybe it's the black guy who married Keira Knightley in Love Actually.
Also think: I have no fucking clue who this guy is but did you know that Rick from the Walking Dead was the guy who pined for Keira Knightley, his best friend's wife, in Love Actually?
Is he a That Guy?: I looked him up and he was in some Star Trek stuff...but cut the shit.

Stanley Kamel

Immediately think: Tony Marchette, Antonia's dad, from the original 90210.
Also think: He was Amanda Woodward's boss who I think hung himself in Melrose Place. All these same thoughts ran through my head when I saw him pop up on the In Memoriam list during the Oscars a few years ago.
Is he a That Guy?: Debatable, I guess. But not in my book.

Timothy Omundson

Immediately think: It's Brom the idiot, wannabe gold-digger from Deadwood Season 1.
Also think: Stop looking at me like that.
Is he a That Guy?: I say no. Sure he's been in other stuff. Like I remember him in Jericho, but when I see him my memory doesn't start racing to remember all the other shit he was in.

William Morgan Sheppard

Immediately think: Heyyyy, youuuu!!??? I honestly have never seen this guy in anything and I refuse to look up his IMDB to prove myself wrong.
Also think: I did Google Image him to get this pic and his name didn't even autofill as a potential search result until the second P in his last name.
Is he a That Guy?: No fucking way.

Zach Grenier

Immediately think: This guy has been in a bunch of shit. Vintage that guy material. And the only role I can think of off the top of my head is the pot smoking producer in Entourage.
Also think: Speaking of Entourage, girls probably see his name in the opening credits of shows sometimes and smile because they think they're gonna see Adrian Grenier, aka Vince.
Is he a That Guy?: No question. Almost offsets the whole William Morgan Sheppard debacle.

Craig Fairbrass

Immediately think: This guy looks familiar.
Also think: But not familiar enough. Maybe he'll be in Strike Back season 3??
Is he a That Guy?: No. He's a "who?".

JC Mackenzie

Immediately think: Hey, it's Dexter's neighbor who wanted to fuck Rita and Dexter scared the fuck out of him in his garage.
Also think: Lot's of commercials too.
Is he a That Guy?: This is the one that separates the Strict That Guy constructionists from the Loose That Guy constructionists. I'm a strict one.

Matt Malloy

Immediately think: Is that the high-talking husband who thought his wife was cheating on him in Seinfeld?
Also think: It's not, but this guy does have one of those faces that I feel like I see everywhere.
Is he a That Guy?: Borderline. But I won't look at you funny if you think he is one.

Paul Guilfoyle

Immediately think: It's Captain Brass from CSI.
Also think: Was in Cadillac Man.
Is he a That Guy?: I think he might have started off as a recurring character but this guy has been a series regular for the greater majority of the run of one of the most successful shows in TV history; almost 300 episodes. He's not a that guy. He's Captain Jim Fucking Brass from CSI.

Robert Joy

Immediately think: Seth Myers afflicted with progeria.
Also think: Do I not watch nearly as much TV as I think I do?
Is he a That Guy?: No. Seriously, who the fuck is this guy?

Gregory Itzin

Immediately think: It's President Charles Logan from "24", and shame on you if it's not what you think.
Also think: Never forget, never forgive. RIP David Palmer.
Is he a That Guy?: Fuck no. Once you become forever and universally identified with one character like Greg is with Pres. Logan, your that guy card gets shredded. No two ways about it.

Wade Williams

Immediately think: The asshole prison guard from Prison Break.
Also think: He's been in some other stuff too but nothing as memorable as the scene in Prison Break when he dipped his french fries in his milk shake. That, coupled with the way he slurped his shake still make me sick to my stomach to think about.
Is he a That Guy?: Doesn't feel like one to me. I'm getting tired of coming up with different ways to say why not.

Zeljko Ivanek

Immediately think: Damages, "24", The Event, Trueblood and a thousand other things.
Also think: Impossible that he doesn't speak in an Eastern Euro accent in real life.
Is he a That Guy?: Yes! He's a that guy hall of famer. He's been in a bunch of shit. He usually plays an impactful character, no matter how featured he is in the episode or series. He's all over the place.


Now here are just a few true that guys who either turned down the producers offer to be in the documentary or never occurred to them at all:

William Fichtner

Immediately think: The man who asked permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man he's ever met.
Also think: Prison Break, Drowning Mona (hilarious fucking movie), Invasion (great TV show that the rest of the world was too stupid to appreciate)
Is he a That Guy?: Textbook.

Richard Gant

Immediately think: Ossie Davis looks great.
Also think: Honestly, I've seen this guy in a bunch of stuff and always assumed he was Ossie Davis. Finally the other day I watched some quirky comedy where Rachel Bilson fell in love with some kid even though he'd been stalking her since childhood, anyway this guy was in it and I thought "How the fuck does Ossie Davis look so good? Grumpy Old Men was like 20 years ago, he has to be 90 by now". So I looked it up and Ossie is long dead and this guy's name is Richard Gant.
Is he a That Guy?: Ya, he's been one the whole time.

Michael Gaston

Immediately think: Jesus Christ, this fucking guy again!
Also think: Prison Break, Fringe, Jericho, Mad Men, The Mentalist, Last Resort...you can't even call yourself a prime time drama these days until Michael Gaston shows up. I almost shit when I first saw Inception assuming I was in a Gaston-free zone only to see him snag 10 seconds of screen time as the customs officer who says "Welcome Home" to Leo at the end. The fact that this guy never guest starred on LOST blows my mind. He is literally in everything.
Is he a That Guy?: He will probably go down in history as the gold standard of that guys. When I went to Google image him earlier I typed his name in as Quinn Gray. When that only returned results of a kidnapped rich woman, I had to look up his real name by IMDB'ing Jericho. And as it turns out his name on Prison Break was Quinn and his name on Jericho was Gray. That guy at it's finest. Role after role just running into each other in your head.