Tuesday, April 3, 2012

There's Something About Live Action Teddy Bears



When I first saw the teddy bear in the Snuggles fabric softener commercials, I thought "Oh, how cute." Didn't everybody? But then I saw the teddy bear in the movie AI: Artificial Intelligence and I realized that live action teddy bears were my favorite thing in the world. And now I see the trailer for the new movie Ted and the minute that fucking teddy bear came running into the room and jumped in the bed I melted. Don't get me wrong; I don't want to bang these things or anything. I just want to walk around with one hanging on my shoulders, shimmying down my back and skipping backwards in front of me asking me questions as we walk along together.And yeah, of course I want him to sleep in bed with me. The thing's a teddy bear after all. That's what he lives for.