This Idol Contestant's Husband Might Want to Stop Encouraging Her

I wonder if this guy knows that by rooting for his wife to have any level of success on American Idol he is effectively rooting for the end of his marriage. Let me just read between the lines and summarize what was said in this girl's "intro" package. When she was 15 she dropped out of high school and went to NYC to become a singer. She immediately failed and became a junkie and a prostitute. She returned home and performed a "cry for help" suicide attempt. A giant magic leprechaun then told her that he owned his own house and she could stay with him. She eventually had sex with him because she felt obligated and she agreed to marry him when she realized how much he could and was willing to provide for her. Now that she's back on her feet and ready to live again, she's trying out for Idol and it's only a matter of time before it's "bye-bye, big guy". Because make no mistake about it, this girl is making the final 24 or 32 or however many make it to the live shows, then the 12 in the mansion and the red-carpet premieres and Ford commercials. And whether she wins or not makes no difference. She'll be in the Idol family, on the summer tour, banging guys that aren't her husband all day long. Before she leaves on the tour, her husband will look at her and say "But I want to come!" And she'll just smile, wave and say, "But you're not invited, fatso".

Am I The Only Person Who Knows That The Chicken Nugget Girl is Either Autistic or a Big Fat Liar?

Daily Mail - Ever since she was a toddler, Stacey Irvine has eaten little else but chicken nuggets and the occasional portion of chips.

Now, at the age of 17, she has been warned by doctors to change her appalling diet or die.

The factory worker – who says she has never tasted fresh fruit or vegetables – had to be taken to hospital earlier this week when she collapsed after struggling to breathe.

Yet following her admission to hospital, she has conceded that the diet is having a negative impact on her health.

‘I am starting to realise this is really bad for me,’ she said. ‘My main meal is always chicken nuggets every day.

‘McDonald’s chicken nuggets are my favourite. I share 20 with my boyfriend with chips.

‘But I also like KFC and supermarket brands.’

A less serious consequence of her craving is that she is struggling to store all the free toys that come with the fast food meals, she added – they fill four bin bags.

You can only draw one of two conclusions when reading this story. Either this girl is autistic or she and her family are full of shit. It's tough to think that a girl can look relatively healthy and decently cute after 15 years of ingesting virtually nothing but rubbery chicken nuggets. If anybody saw that douchebag Super Size Me documentary they know that guy's doctor pretty much pronounced him dead after a month of that shit. Every one of his tests were off the chart bad news. I've honestly been on a weeklong McD's/BK bender and I feel like my stomach is about to just slide out through my ass and run away. But on the other hand she's 17 years old, works in a factory, stubbornly adheres to a strict diet of one specific meal, and keeps every happy meal toy she's ever got. That has autism spectrum written all over it. But I have to say the boyfriend is a tiebreaker making "full of shit" the winner.

J.D. Drew, We Hardly Knew Ye (really)

Nesn.com - It was pretty obvious that J.D. Drew's career with the Red Sox was over after he became a free agent following the 2011 season. Now, the 36-year-old could be hanging it up altogether.

Drew is "very likely to retire," according to CBS Sports' Jon Heyman.

Drew was in the final season of a five-year, $70 million contract in 2011. He appeared in just 81 games for Boston, batting .222 with four home runs and 22 RBIs.

Plagued by injuries during his tenure with the Red Sox, Drew never drove in more than 70 runs in his five seasons with the team. Arguably his most successful season came in 2008, when he batted .280, hit 19 homers and drove in 64 runs.  Despite being named the All-Star Game MVP that year, Drew played in just 109 games.

Drew's shining moment in a Red Sox uniform came during Game 6 of the 2007 American League Championship Series, when he hit a first-inning grand slam that helped lead the Red Sox to a 12-2 win.

I'm not sure what the more obvious lame joke here is, 1) Which team's cap do you think J.D. will wear to the Hall? or 2) I thought J.D. Drew retired two years ago. But the real reason I bring up this article is for the sentence "Despite being named All-Star Game MVP that year, Drew played in just 109 games." Whoever wrote this sentence is a shithead or a 5th grader, plain and simple. There's just no way any adult who aspires to be a sportswriter can get away with implying there is a correlation between a player winning the Ted Williams award and how many games they ultimately played that year. I mean, the All-Star game doesn't even count as a game played, never mind the fact that whoever wins the All-Star MVP can only have played in a maximum of 85-90 games at that point. Stupid. And for my money, J.D.'s shining moment wasn't his 1st inning granny in an eventual blow-out. It was his 2-run HR to give the Sox life in game 5 of the 2008 ALCS followed by his eventual walk-off single. I know Tampa won the series but the last 3 innings of that game 5 were sick and the living legend, J.D. Drew, made it happen.

The World is Mad at Twitter

Boston.com - Twitter, a tool of choice for dissidents and activists around the world, found itself the target of global outrage Friday after unveiling plans to allow country-specific censorship of tweets that might break local laws.


"This is very bad news," tweeted Egyptian activist Mahmoud Salem, who operates under the name Sandmonkey. Later, he wrote, "Is it safe to say that (hash)Twitter is selling us out?"

Reporters Without Borders, which advocates globally for press freedom, sent a letter to Twitter's executive chairman, Jack Dorsey, urging that the censorship policy be ditched immediately.

"By finally choosing to align itself with the censors, Twitter is depriving cyberdissidents in repressive countries of a crucial tool for information and organization," the letter said. "Twitter's position that freedom of expression is interpreted differently from country to country is unacceptable."


Many of the critics assailing the new policy suggested that it was devised as part of a long-term plan for Twitter to enter China, where its service is currently blocked.


On one hand, he said, Twitter could put its employees in peril if it was deemed to be breaking local laws.

Are people really mad that Twitter is taking steps to prevent potential laws being broken that they might be blamed for by other lunatic world leaders? Like are revolutions and uprisings all across the globe now being thwarted because the guy who invented Twitter wants to make it available to China without worrying about being kidnapped by their government? That quote from Reporters without Borders is insane on a number of levels. First off, a cyberdissident sounds like a real asshole. Secondly, Twitter is depriving you of a crucial tool for information? They didn't come in and take all the computers and iPhones out of Egypt. Is Sandmonkey saying that without Twitter he'll be forced to type nothing while he hides in his bathtub all day? Thirdly, "Twitter's position that all freedom of expression is interpreted differently from country to country is unacceptable"??? Really? Tell that to the people that didn't cry at Kim Jung Il's funeral. Actually, you can't. They're all dead. Everyone should just let Twitter worry about not getting itself blown up and know that you can still use it, just don't be smarmy, illegal dickheads about it.